Written 10 December 2018
Bill Curothers grossly overused the term “The whole shebang”. To the point where he was ostracised at work.
This saddened Bill, but he loved saying “The whole shebang.” It made him feel ruddy marvellous.
For Secret Santa, they got him the Oxford book of Analogies. Bill didn't take too kindly to this.
And someone was definitely pissing in his coffee when he left his desk.
Eventually, HR got involved. And, though they sympathised with Bill's plight, they too found his use of “The whole shebang” really annoying.
3 weeks later, Bill was made redundant. He described his payout to his wife as “definitely not the whole shebang”.