Written 5 December 2018
Hyspomiathin AKA ‘Emotion Cure’ trial Day 1:
‘Patient A’ is 43. Recently divorced following death of first child, subject was deemed an appropriate subject due to his traumatic recent history. Subject was locked in a room with various memoirs of his family. Photos, toys etc. Subject takes first dose. Crying persists throughout the day. Second dose yields same results. Subject falls asleep still crying.
Hyspomiathin AKA ‘Emotion Cure’ trial Day 2:
Subject seems better after first dose. Generally ignores memoirs. By lunch time, Subject is masturbating profusely. By evening, Subject is crying again, though whether this is to do with the pain of loss or humiliation from the masturbation we cannot determine from the brain scans.
Hyspomiathin AKA ‘Emotion Cure’ trial Day 3:
Signs of sadness have disappeared. Subject interacts with memoirs without triggering emotional response. This lasts all day. A promising sign. Only side effect appears to be Subject's inability to put food in mouth. A nutrient shot is administered overnight. Mash potato is also washed off of hair and face, and sausage removed from trouser pocket.
Hyspomiathin AKA ‘Emotion Cure’ trial Day 4:
Signs of sadness not present for a second day. Memoirs are now being used as materials in which Subject builds structure with, along with blankets and furniture. Subject claims to be Captain Birdseye. Structure is apparently ship. Ends the day by vomiting blue substance, before reingesting the regurgitation. Feet appear to have swollen to twice the size.
Hyspomiathin AKA ‘Emotion Cure’ trial Day 5:
Subject appears to be in vegetative state. Eye balls are hanging loose. Feet are now infected and black. Increase in vomiting overnight. Pulse still present, and breathing shallowly. Vague expression on face. Decision made to terminate trial. It is worth noting that, while unable to move, brain scans show that Subject was completely neutral, and any overbearing emotion had been eradicated.