Superlative Atypical Childhood #1

Written on 6 April 2019

Subject abandoned by biological parents in heavily wooded area at age three months.

Parent care negligible. Subject adopted by wolf pack. Subject slept in makeshift shelter. Plenty of open space for activities.

Subject's behavioural development highly irregular. Learned to walk on all fours. Could not talk human language. No ability to read. Subject was highly athletic, able to swing from vines and climb trees to a high standard.

Subject did not know he was human until expedition found him.

Subject was rather embarrassed when he realised he wasn’t a wolf.

Subject stayed in touch with wolf pack well into his thirties. Subject became a chartered accountant in Barnsley.