Written on 10 March
Pete??
Umma wur um ee??? Ez des my beeed??? Pour ickle blend ist looks oll sad. Werz Gretchin??? She gotta no y da boi ist oot. Flapping abowt oll shrivey. Shivery. Clotes?? Why ar moi clotes?? Gretchin tookem!!!
Soot?? Why soot?? Hehe looks lyk person. Flat person. Iz deez ma clotes? Y suit tho?? Wotz today? Y m I in zis room?? Today today today. Pens iz still out. Lol. Floppy floppy.
Wayt. Wayt. Usher. Ma nam iz Usher. Ya remond me ov a gal. My gal. Gretchin. Usher nd Gretchin. Wayt. Usher. Y usher? Gusher hehehehe. Cmon floppy get into it. Wayt. Usher. K so hotle? This iz hotle? And soot iz ladeled nect to me? Usher. We'd. Wed. Weed. Weeding. Tim. Usher. SHEEEEEET.
Soot goes on. Bye bye floppy. See yooz later, floppy. K, so, drive? Could do? Need keeeees. Keeeez at recepton. Oooh Land Rover. Usher wants Land Rover.
Where to go. Git ur sheeeet togeter Usher. Wots real name? Gretchin? No, Gretchin girl. Shez so lovely. K. Pete? Letz go wit Pete. To a hotel for wed. Take me ta Tim, trustee st3eeed.