Written 28 February 2019
Hi guys,
Thanks so much for feeding Molly Moggins while I was away. Honestly, it was so kind of you to give up your time, and rest assured she is incredibly grateful.
With that being said, I have noticed she is more melancholy than usual. Since I've been back she's only been outside three times. Usually, she goes out at least four times a day without fail. She's also sleeping for an average of seven minutes longer per nap, and is eating her food 17% slower. To top it all off, she's letting me stroke her seven times on average before trying to bite me. That's down from ten!
I don't wish to cast aspersions, especially when you've all been so kind to help out. So if one of you wants to volunteer any information into why Molly Moggins is behaving like this then please do.
Obviously, I will not hold anything against you. If you stood on her tail, or dropped her, or ignored her it's absolutely fine, I just need to know the root cause of her misery so I can remedy it.
Also, did someone steal my laptop? I'm not mad if so, I'm sure you just borrowed it, but I do really need it back.
Thanks again, though, you really are amazing pals.
Love,
Shelly and Molly Moggins xxx