Written on 19 February 2019
Sheamus squirrelled away in the toilet for most of the flight.
The enclosed space made him feel safe from the big wide sky. He mixed up the toilets, mind, he didn’t want to inconvenience anyone. He just pretended the in-flight meal hadn't gone down too well.
But the poor lad had such a scare when the plane hit turbulence shortly before landing. And he did something really stupid.
He self sedated by smashing his head repeatedly on the toilet door. This inevitably attracted the attention of the flight attendants, and it did nothing but make his head a little sore, as the door was a flimsy plastic.
Anyway, he asked to be sedated, but they restrained him instead. This meant he was last off the plane, and he ended up missing his train back from Luton. It also meant some tedious paperwork for the flight manager.