The Psychopath Test

Written on 6 January 2019

Sabin was worried that he was a psychopath.

He felt almost nothing for anyone except himself.

He'd read somewhere that, to qualify as a psychopath, you had to murder something fluffy and cuddly and feel nothing.

So he killed his niece’s rabbit with a hammer.

Afterwards, he was overcome by such a cocktail of sadness, regret, horror, sorrow and guilt that it haunted him for the rest of his days.

His family, naturally, never spoke to him again.