Written 30 December 2018
Lacey's blog started to really take off.
She would examine each episode of Gossip Girl for references to the illuminati, and the page views racked up.
Soon she was hosting forum discussions, sat on convention panels and appeared on podcasts.
She started combing over other popular TV programs for illuminati symbols, like Love Island and The Big Bang Theory.
But she started seeing symbols everywhere. Triangles in her cereal. Eyes on shipping containers.
And the appearances started drying up as her blogs became increasingly unhinged. She started up a Patreon so her ardent followers could pay for her content exclusively.
But she had few takers, and she soon shut her blog down due to lack of interest. People still talked about her online, but in a mocking tone. Her followers thought she might’ve been killed by the government for revealing too much.
But really she was working at Carphone Warehouse, and wishing she’d taken that internship at OK magazine instead of going it alone.