Written 25 November 2018
My friend Jo got an imitation meat Christmas “Turkey” dinner this year.
My mum got sacked. She spent Christmas dinner crouched on the floor, crying. It sucked. My friend Jo is so lucky.
Still, Dad has a job, so it could be worse. We still ate a passable imitation vegetable based meal. I might have imagined it, but I swear there was a little more salt then normal.
My pal Paul, his mum got fired too, and his Dad died in a fire earlier in the year. They ate imitation cracker based soy snacks on Christmas day. Things could always be worse.