Written 13 November 2018
My Uncle used to collect jam jars.
He'd clean the jam jars, and shine the jam jars, and fill the jam jars with dirt, and label the jam jars, and display the jam jars.
He bought more and more jam jars, until his house was overrun with jam jars. Jam jars full of dirt.
And when he realised he had too many jam jars, it was too late. His house belonged to the jam jars now.